Reason #9

Oh, Trader Joe's, come to Utah.  You don't realize how much fun we'd have together.  I'd stop by your place every week and pick up some beautiful flowers and bring them to my home or to somebody in need of a bright pick-me-up.  And then we'd all say, "Oh, isn't Trader Joe's divine?"

If there was a Trader Joe's in Utah,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If Trader Joe's came to Zion.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
To find biddy biddy good, pretty, and delicious
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle things.

What are you waiting for, again?

Reason #8

 

Trader Joe's offers all kinds of chocolatey-salty-and-crunchy goodness.  These have to be MY favorite.  I admit, though, not being able to buy very many, otherwise I would eat each and every bag that is in my home.

That's why we need Trader Joe's in Utah NOW!  So we can buy one or two of an item at a time.  

... And then go back next week for more!